snakegay:

mike’s hard chamomile tea

mens-rights-activia:

hyrude:

accidentally bought whole milk for the very first time and used it in my cereal… milk lovers? i get it now. i didnt get it before bc skim milk tastes like weird white water but now i get it. it’s like using melted ice cream as broth. it’s divine. also i woke up in the middle of the night and made it to the bathroom about .5 seconds before shitting myself so. pluses and minuses

big-boss-official:

big-boss-official:

When u hear your friend john talking shit about someone but you’re in church so you tell him to tone it down:

lokimaul:

*sensually de-robes from my red slutty velvet number as I slowly skinny dip into the tar pits and become an excellent preserved fossil that stuns scientists for years to come and yes my chanel black 6 inch heels are still in perfect condition*

ryanphantom:

you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

marvel-lous-things:

myslightobsessions:

pregnantseinfeld:

this reopens the ages old pokemon debate “is it ethical to catch a mr.mime? is mr.mime just a guy?”

plathisms:

the moon is brilliant and captivating why can’t i be like her